I am an avid watcher of wildlife documentaries and whenever I have watched one about Ants they are portrayed as being well organized and working together as a team with leaders, workers and guards.
Are they trained especially for the cameras?
Because when I watch the ants that share my garden with me (sad, but yes I do watch them) they appear to be running around with no other purpose than to go around in circles bumping into each other! Maybe I have a sub-intelligent ant colony or perhaps they need a course in ant management.
Does anyone know of an ant trainer? I have checked my Yellow Pages and there isn’t one locally.
Now, there’s a niche market thats wide open, I’m off to do some research.